Siri kept calling me Sexy Bitch 😂
I love #slackerradio for having #myeverything as the album of the week
This loser that does not have an Instagram is my #MCM because he is the biggest dork I know and always makes me laugh even when I’m having a crappy day.
Very odd. I’m not interested in women Kik
We can see Zebras from our balcony
He looked and sounded so much like Captain Jack Sparrow
Bad singing to Wrecking Ball
Some day baby #keithurban